Your body, your choice, except when your insane choices are burnt into my retinas forever more.

A man in the UK has swapped “summer bodies are made in winter” to “summer bodies are made in a tattoo parlour” and had a six-pack tattooed on his stomach.

Apparently the man had been working out at the gym for years without seeing any improvements and was sick of it. Obviously the logical next step was to permanently ink a rock-hard six-pack on your stomach that doesn’t even match your skin-tone. Bro maybe try a salad first..

Here are the terrifying pics:

@dean.gunther

How to get a 6 pack in 2 days! you tattoo it!my bro was tired of spending hours in the gym, so I gave him a 6 pack tattoo, ready for summer. enjoy#6packtattoo #cosmetictattoos#tattoos#viral#fyp#6pack#6packabs

♬ Low Down – venbee & Dan Fable

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@dean.gunther

Reply to @user245456790 this 6 pack tattoo is in fact real. added a video while I’m tattooing him. don’t hate bro#6packtattoo#tattoo#tattooart#3dtattoo#anythingforalaugh#whoneedsgym

♬ Sunroof – Nicky Youre & dazy

DEAR GOD WHY DOES IT HAVE A SNAILS TAIL!?

I think that’s enough internet for today…

Story via Mirror.co.uk

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